Wrote another parody this morning. Thought I'd share it with you.
Once upon a past you drove so fast
You crossed over the lane, and made a pass—didn’t you?
People would yell, and say “go to hell”—you’re bound to fail
You thought they were all kiddin’ you…
You used to laugh as you sat-
About everybody in General Chat
Now you can’t bid in the PHA
Now, tell me does that make your day?
About being slammed down by EA…
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be without MCO
With nowhere else to go
Like a rolling stone…
You’ve bought the finest cars, all right, Mr. eBay
But you know you still couldn’t—race with them
And nobody’s ever brought down a corporal giant
And now you find out, that you’ve got to get-- used to him
You said you’d never drive rice
Wouldn’t think twice, but now you realize…
Need For Speed doesn’t compromise…
As you try to turn the corner in your Skyline
Only to find out—you’re missing a wheel
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be on your own
No other place to go
Like a rolling stone…
You never looked back to see the smile, of the other racers every once in a while
When they all logged in and ran a—race with you
You never understood that server trades weren’t good
You shouldn’t let other people—steal your cash from you
You used to ride in a Ranchero with a baseball bat
Looking for trouble, but didn’t know where it’s at…
Wasn’t it hard when the time came-
August 29th would be the end of the game
EA took everything it could steal-
Tell me, how does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be on your own
Like a stitch un-sewn
Like a rolling stone…
Racing over there, and racing every where
They’re racing, they’re pacing, and they had it made
Exchanging setups, no recipes…
But you’d better keep a Formula, you’d better--race it that day
You used to be so concerned
About others, as your time went by you—watched it burn
When you had Motor City, you had nothing to gain
Now we sit back, and complain—as we can only heal
Tell me, how does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be without MCO
Like a complete unknown…
Like a rolling stone….